Dear Leprechauns of Ireland,
Hi. I’m writing this letter because every single adult has told me that you don’t exist and that you’re only in story books and I know that isn’t true. I live in Bayonne, NJ and I think you should come to Bayonne from Ireland. I’d even pay for your plane ticket!
When you come we can show the adults that you actually do exist and then after that we can chase random people. It would be hilarious! Then you could go back to Ireland and fly over to Australia to meet by friend Meagan’s Pegasus and bring her back.
After you bring back Meagan’s Pegasus we can go to Ireland together because Irish people have awesome accents and cool bright red and orange hair. We can also get ice cream. Do you have Ben and Jerry’s over there? Even though I don’t like ice cream, we can still get you some. After that we can go shopping and find you tiny leprechaun clothes. It will be awesome!
Hope to See You Soon,
Dominique
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