Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Dear Young Play-Doh Players...

Dear Young Play-Doh Players,
This letter is for you. I have been getting letters from your parents saying that you have been eating Play-Doh. Well little ones you shouldn’t eat Play-Doh.
           
I know Play-Doh has a nice, salty flavor, but it really isn’t good for you. Play-Doh has many toxins that can make you sick when you eat it. You know how Play-Doh is stretchy, soft, and colorful? Well you can’t make that out of plain air. It takes many ingredients and dyes that can be very harmful for your body. Let’s just put it this way: If you eat Play-Doh you WILL die.
           
How about this? If you stop eating Play-Doh, I will make an edible Play-Doh that you can play with. So please little ones listen to your parents and, before you know it, there will be a new edible Play-Doh.
                                                       Wanting you to stop eating Play-Doh,
                                                                          Play-Doh Maker

Dear Harry Potter...

Dear Harry Potter,
I am a really big fan of you. You are a very talented wizard and an awesome seeker. You are probably the most talented wizard in not only Hogwarts, but the whole wizarding world. I would love it if you could tech me some magic.
           
You should really teach me magic because I know I would be good at it. I already know a few spells, but when I do them they don’t work. I would be a good student because I am a good listener and a fast learner. I also know a lot about the wizarding world and Hogwarts. By teaching me, not only would you be doing something academically but also making a new friend.
           
I really think you should teach me magic. It would be helpful for both of us because you would be practicing magic and I would be learning it. Please, please, please teach me magic! If you did, I would be eternally grateful.
                                                                        Eager to learn magic,
                                                                                      Selene

Dear All Fans...

Dear All Fans,
I am going to give all of my fans free tickets to my next concert in Hawaii! I love all of you and this is my way to thank all of you for being so amazing!

My next concert will be on July 30th! This concert will be the best concert I have ever done, and it’s free for my fans only! The first 16 responses will also get free backstage passes and front row seats, so respond ASAP!

You are the best fans ever and so I want to thank you by giving away free T-shirts at my concert. I am also making all souvenirs 60% off for this concert only! So this is something you don’t want to miss!

Remember the concert is July 30th. I know this is not a lot of time for planning, but if you are my fan you will hop on a plane and come to Hawaii! Don’t worry, this is not a scam!

                                                                                                                Love, 
                                                                                                               Rihanna
(P.S. Air fare and Hotel room not included in this offer!)

Dear Mr. Hershey...

Dear Mr. Hershey,
I have loved chocolate since I was a little kid, especially Hershey’s chocolate. I think chocolate is the best type of candy! Hershey’s has always been my favorite company! I eat Hershey’s chocolate all the time. My friends do too! It is our favorite thing to eat! My friends and I even love Hershey commercials, so one day we got together and decided to make one! We hope you use it on TV!

One day during HAP, we had to make a jingle, so we decided to make one about chocolate! Later that day the students and teachers wanted to do a jingle competition. Our jingle won! Then the teacher told us that we should put it on YouTube, so we decided that we would do that.

These are just some of many reasons why you should pick our commercial. Chocolate needs a really good commercial, and I think ours is the right one! Please pick ours.
                                                                                            Sincerely,
                                                                                            Rachel

Dear All Children Under the Age of 5...

Dear All Children Under the Age of 5,

I am going to give you a few reasons why you should not eat Play – Doh.  If you don’t listen to me there might be a serious chance that you will die.  That would be good and your parents would sue me.  That would not be good either.  I am telling you don’t eat Play – Doh.

1.Play – Doh  is poisonous .  You WILL die.  2.   It tastes horrid.  3.   If it hardens and you try to eat it, you will be guaranteed to break your teeth.   4.   If you eat the Play – Doh you will have none left to play with and you will die, and 5.   Don’t ever eat Play – Doh!

You can definitely buy Play – Doh but NEVER eat it.  Im telling you now you will die.  Plus its unhealthy and you will probably throw up.  But remember always buy Play – Doh.  Play not eat.
                                                                                                     Sincerely,
                                                                                  The Play – Doh maker

Dear Katy Perry...

Dear Katy Perry,
               
This weekend I went to the Smurfs premiere in New York and I got an autograph from you.  I sat in the front row of your concert at the prudential center.  I am your biggest fan!  I think because I sat at the front row of your concert and I met you at the Smurfs premiere that we should be best friends.
               
Your concert was amazing!  I loved all of your outfits and makeup.  My favorite song of yours is Last Friday Night.   I also had V.I.P. for your concert.   I had participated in the California Candy party before your concert.
               
When I went to New York to the Smurfs premiere I met you there. People were overflowing your personal space.  I got a picture with you and of you and I also got your autograph on a piece of paper.
               
For all of these reasons I think you and I should be best friends.  One day we will be best friends Katy.  Please write me back.

                                                                                                   Your Best Friend,
                                                                                                           Olivia

Dear Me (age 7)...

Dear Me (age 7),
Hi Meghan! It’s Meghan, age 13.  I’m writing to tell me some wisdom of 6 years. Please follow this for my own good. Thank You.
               
First, watch what we eat. For example, when we are eating goldfish and playing High ‘O’ Cherrio, make sure we pick up a goldfish cracker, not a toy cherry. They taste like plastic, not cherries.
               
Second, now that you have own new baby sister, Jennifer, be careful when around her. She bites, kicks, etc!  Be careful when you hug her! She bites you on the neck once and it hurt!
               
Third. Just use your 7 year old head! Sometimes I don’t, as you can see from exprences. PLEASE FOLLOW THIS! YOUR WELCOME!
                                                                                                        Best wishes,
                                                                                                        Meghan! =)

Dear Briel...

Dear Briel,
Hey Briel! It’s Meghan. Today, I went to Six Flags! I just got back. I rode their newest rollercoaster and saw the World’s Biggest Apple Pie! It was crazy!

It took an hour for my family and I to get in. My cousins, Molly and Emma, also came with us. We stood on line for a long time. There were crowds of people everywhere! I couldn’t really see that good because Emma’s puffy hair was in the way.

When we finally got in, we ran straight for the new rollercoaster!  We waited three hours to get on. It was so fun! I wanted to go on again! It was too fast. The line was way too long through. 
               
After the rollercoaster, we went to see the World’s Biggest Pie! It looked so good! They were giving away pierces and, of course, I got one. It was yummy! We went on other fun rides and had lunch.
               
Then, we decided to go home after a fun day at the park. On our way out, the rollercoaster cart came off the tracks and landed in the World’s Biggest Pie! Pie was everywhere. It even got on me!
               
As you can see, I had interesting day! I wish you were there with me today! It would have been  much more fun with you there too. Maybe we can go another time together. Please write back and hope to see you soon!
                                                                                                             Your BFFL,
                                                                                                             Meghan =)

Dear Sun...

Dear Sun,
I really don’t think it should be so hot. When it is 115 degrees, no one wants to be outside. Aside from the heat, it’s also very humid. This is due to how hot you’ve been making this summer.

It gets so hot that people feel the need to sit in their air-conditioned houses all day. Even pools are getting so hot that they aren’t refreshing anymore. Grass, flowers, and other plants are dying because of your extreme and extensive heat. There have also been power outages due to everybody’s air conditioning being on full blast.

I really think you should stop your heat wave. It’s getting out of control. It’s too hot to function. Please consider my request.
Sincerely,
        Meagan of Earth

To My Dearest Pegasus Leslie...

To My Dearest Pegasus Leslie,
I miss you. I hope you come home very soon so you can meet all of my friends. It’s so hot here. I wish you were here so I could ride you instead of walking. Australia must be really cool, you’ve been gone for so long.
         
I wish I went to Australia with you, but then I would miss out on HAP. I hope you come back in time for graduation. It would be so cool to have you in the audience. What have you been up to? Make sure you bring me something from Australia. I really do miss you, we have so much fun together. I wish you could come to Pennsylvania with me, but I doubt you’ll be back by this weekend. You’re really missing out.
        
I’m glad you’re having fun. I hope to see you soon. I will see you sometime in August and we will go for a nice long ride.
                                                                                                Love,
                                                                                     (your owner) Meagan

Dear Short Hills Mall...

Dear Short Hills Mall,
I believe that you should have a contest for a 3 day shopping spree. Everyone in the country would try to win. You could charge 5 dollars for 2 raffle tickets. There would be 4 winners, three times a year. You will make so much money!
           
Who ever wins will be able to go to 9 or 10 of their favorite stores. You would only be able to buy 11- 16 things at each store for all 3 days. If you go to Macy’s or Nordstrom, then you can pick 20-40 things.  Also, if you pick the Apple store you will only get $80-100 off, depending on the price. Lastly, you will be given the choice to use a huge wagon that says (WINNER) with your name on it, or you could get as many chauffer’s as you need.
           
This contest will give you major popularity and business. I hope you take this into consideration. Thanks for your time!                         
                                                                                                         Sincerely,
                                                                                                         Jenna

Dear Hollywood...

Dear Hollywood,
            I have been watching your show for a while. They are unique and creative! I believe that I have what it takes to become the next big thing on T.V.! I can sing very well, and also dance. By the end of this letter you will see what I mean!

            I am a very creative person. I can sing any tone you want alto, or soprano. Also, I am a very talented dancer. I can dance any step, or style you wish. I have been dancing since I was age 2. I have full experience of tap, ballet, jazz, hip hop, lyrical, and point. I am learning how to play the piano, and guitar.  I even write songs and choreograph dances. I am very unique!

            Now you have read a little bit about me. I hope you take the time to think about your decisions! Thanks !
                                                                                                                 Sincerely,
                                                                                                                  Jenna

Dear Lady Gaga...

Dear Lady Gaga,
I really love your music. You are very pretty. I really want you to perform a concert here at my palace. It will be very nice if you can. I really want to meet you.

Your best song is The Edgy of The Glory. I always listen to that song. Every song has a good beat to dance to. I love your costumes that you wear.  They are so amazing.

 I hope you can come and perform for me very soon. It would be a very nice surprise for me. I worked really hard these past weeks. I always loved you from the start.
                                                                                  From,
                                                                                 The Queen of England

Dear Justin Beiber...

Dear Justin Bieber,
I have been a fan from the beginning. I always loved your music. I am one of your biggest fans. I always like to talk about you. I saw your 3D movie Never Say Never!
It was opening day when Never Say Never came out in theaters. That morning I was really jumping and I couldn’t stay still. I was listening to your music that morning. I had to run off to school that day too. I was really begging my mom to pick me up early. She was still thinking about it. It was 11:30 and I was outside for lunch and I was still thinking about tonight. After that was Reach. We always have it on Fridays.
I was really getting edgy and wanted to go home. Then my mom walked in the class room and she asked my teacher if I can go home early for some reason. I had the biggest smile on my little face. Then when I came home I got changed into old house clothes and waited until my sister came home from school to eat.
During that long wait, I decided to go to Toys R Us to get those 3D purple Justin Bieber Never Say Never glass for the movie. Then I came home and decided to go on the computer to kill some time. I was looking at the trailer and movie pictures. I was getting happy as the time passed on.
Then my sister came home and we ate something before we went. My sister didn’t want to see the movie so she saw another movie. After we ate, I rushed to my room to get changed. I put on a Justin shirt, some black skinny jeans, a purple bracelet, a Justin bracelet to and purple Never Say Never 3D glass.
When I arrived at the movie theater there where many people seeing this movie. I was really happy now. I saw my two best friends so I was going to sit with them in another row where their moms were.
The movie started and there was so much screaming and cheering. I was also screaming too. My sister heard us in the other theater. I loved every part of the movie. I cried during the movie too.
The part I loved most was at the end when everyone decided to smash their heart to Justin and started dancing and singing in the seats. After to movie ended, I was really shocked that this music talent he had was when he was little. I really loved on the last song “Baby” everyone stood up and started dancing and smashing their heart. I loved the hair flip to. There was a lot of screaming in that part. At the end of the day we went to Mcdonalds.
                                                                              LOVE,
                                                                          (Your biggest fan) Kaitlyn

Dear Team Umizoomi...

Dear Team Umizoomi, 

You little kids are totally awesome!  I love your mighty math powers and bots belly screen. I’m writing to you because I was watching you guys this morning and you saved the dinosaurs and that was really cool!

I know I said this before but you are totally awesome! You guys are like four years old and so tiny and you save Umi city like a boss. Milly, you’re my favorite because you can make any pattern with your dress and that’s like OMG cool! Geo, your pretty cool and you build stuff with block, which is pretty awesome if your into building things. Bot, you’re too cool for words, because you have an awesome belly screen. You must get free satellite and wifi and all those great things. Team Umizoomi, you should definitely come to Bayonne, because I heard through the grapevine that there might be a Bayonne monkey man creeping on the streets here, so I need your help.

                                                                                                                                                   From,
                                                                                                                                            Dominique

Dear Leprechauns of Ireland...

Dear Leprechauns of Ireland,

 Hi. I’m writing this letter because every single adult has told me that you don’t exist and that you’re only in story books and I know that isn’t true. I live in Bayonne, NJ and I think you should come to Bayonne from Ireland. I’d even pay for your plane ticket!

When you come we can show the adults that you actually do exist and then after that we can chase random people.  It would be hilarious! Then you could go back to Ireland and fly over to Australia to meet by friend Meagan’s Pegasus and bring her back.

After you bring back Meagan’s Pegasus we can go to Ireland together because Irish people have awesome accents and cool bright red and orange hair. We can also get ice cream. Do you have Ben and Jerry’s over there? Even though I don’t like ice cream, we can still get you some. After that we can go shopping and find you tiny leprechaun clothes. It will be awesome!


                                                                                              Hope to See You Soon,
                                                                                              Dominique

Dear Tom Kat...

Dear Tom Kat,

You really need to stop. You get annoying at times! It really hurts to say this, but it’s about time I did say something ,because I was getting tired of you.

It gets tiring when you chase me around. It also gets annoying. You never know when to stop and it hurts me when you chase me and you hurt my feelings

You are a horrendous Kat, and never listen.  Its really ridiculous how I have to write this in order for you to understand.

                                                                                                          Sincerely,
                                                                                                          The Mouse  

Dear Funnelcake Maker...

Dear Funnelcake Maker,
You have no idea how much I like funnel cake. It’s like the best food out there. If I can eat this everyday I would it is really sugary and yummy. It’s fluffy and round and cool looking. I always buy funnel cake and it’s really amazing.

I wonder if it’s possible to make at home. It seems pretty easy to make, but not for me it wouldn’t be so tasty if I made it. I think that funnel cake shouldn’t cost as much. It shouldn’t cost as much because than less people would buy. If it was half the price that it is now you would be making more money.

Funnel cake should be sold at most bakeries and restaurants for deserts. If it is sold in bakery’s and restaurants than it would be more of a variety of desert and more to choose from especially when you have such a good tasting pastry. I wish I had a personal funnel cake maker at home.

I would be the happiest girl ever if I had my own funnel cake maker that I can personalize.  If you can help me with these ideas that I suggested that would be phenomenal

                                                                                                       Sincerely,
                                                                                                     Ashley Montas

Chocolate

Chocolate
Chocolate Chocolate
I love chocolate
It’s my favorite thing to eat
Plus it doesn’t have any calories
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Give me a chocolate treat

It can come in many ways
On a stick or on a plate
Just unwrap and have a taste
It is creamy rich and yummy

Chocolate Chocolate
I love chocolate
It’s my favorite thing to eat
Plus it doesn’t have any calories
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Give me a chocolate treat

You can have it so much more
Even on a scrumptious smore
Marshmallow, graham cracker, chocolate bar

Chocolate Chocolate
I love chocolate
It’s my favorite thing to eat
Plus it doesn’t have any calories
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Give me a chocolate treat

Chocolate milk and chocolate shake
Have it with some chocolate cake
Eat it eat it yummy yummy
It feels good when it’s in my tummy
When it melts I want to belt!

Chocolate Chocolate
I love chocolate
It’s my favorite thing to eat
Plus it doesn’t have any calories
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Give me a chocolate treat

My Pegasus, School Year, Sleeping, Ocean, Dance, I Wish...

My Pegasus
My pegasus flew to Australia.
She flew all the way across the seas.
There were unicorns and monkeys that could fly
As far as the eye could see.

She flew to the left,
She flew to the right,
Oh dear,
I hope she can stay in flight.

She won’t be gone
For very long.
She’ll be back soon,
Unless I’m wrong.

School Year
September has come
It’s time for school.
It’s time to see
Who’s really cool.

Pens and pencils
And notebooks galore.
Everyone back to your seats,
The teacher’s opening the door.

It’s lunchtime now.
I can’t believe what I just ate.
When is it time
To graduate?

I hope June comes soon.
I can’t take this anymore.
These people are crazy,
Show me to the door.

Sleeping
It’s ten o’ clock.
It’s not even late.
So why can’t my body
Stay awake?

I fall into a slumber,
A deep one at that.
I feel something
Tapping on my back.

It’s really nothing,
Just my imagination.
My mind is about to
Take a vacation.

Where am I?
It seems I have forgotten.
Hey, cotton candy shouldn’t
Taste like real cotton.

Red
Red are stop signs and the stripes on our flag.
Red is the American Red Cross.
Red is the liquid that flows through our bodies.
Red.

I Wish…
I wish…
For friendships that never end,
I wish…
For my eighth grade year to start over,
I wish.

Ocean: A Haiku
Sand everywhere
The blue ocean crashing down
Sun-bathing all day.

Dance: A Tanka
Music fills your ears,
Quickly moving across stage
Not stopping you now.
Keep with the flow with your grace.
Dancing is what I do best.

Dinosaur, School Year, Sleeping, Ray Ban, Juicy, I Wish...

Dinosaur
He was green and blue
with one head two.
A tail and tong too so you could say
he was big like a shoe.
Dan the Dino was 3Ft 2
and loved to play with me and you.
He loved to sing and Jump all day,
but he jumped so high into the sky
he looked back at us and just said hey.

School Year
Books and teachers what a joy.
Get me out of here oh boy.
I don’t feel like hearing teachers scream and shout
I want to go home so I can lay all about.
Friends get annoying as you can see
too muck drama with you and me.
Reading , English and Science too
I hate those teachers how about you?
So many things I can’t do
I can hit this teacher with a shoe.

Sleeping
Seeing that bead makes me scream and shout
but laying on it is what it is all about.
Making those Zzzz… is my way to dream land.
I could dream anything, a chair, a shoe
but being calm is what I’d rather do.

Blue
Blue is the sky,
blue is the sea,
how I love you my favorite color.
Blue

I Wish...
I wish…
I wish for a pony
a pink one to take me where ever I want
including to you
I wish…

Ray Ban: A Haiku
Ray-Bans I like
Silver, Blue, Purple, Pink
Ray-Ban on my face
Juicy: A Tonka
Juicy Couture good
Bags, Jewels, Nice everything
Clothes are what I like
Couture, Couture, Couture Yep
I’ll Bye you gladly

Summer
Summer is filled with friends and fun,
time to play with everyone,
shoes and shorts are every day.
Lets go in the park and scream hooray.
Swimming and pools are a lots of fun
especially when it is with everyone.
Beaches are trips with lots of fun
lets invite everyone.
Rock your sunglasses here and there
Ray-Bans everywhere.
The fun is coming to an end
till next summer good bye friend