Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Dear Young Play-Doh Players...

Dear Young Play-Doh Players,
This letter is for you. I have been getting letters from your parents saying that you have been eating Play-Doh. Well little ones you shouldn’t eat Play-Doh.
           
I know Play-Doh has a nice, salty flavor, but it really isn’t good for you. Play-Doh has many toxins that can make you sick when you eat it. You know how Play-Doh is stretchy, soft, and colorful? Well you can’t make that out of plain air. It takes many ingredients and dyes that can be very harmful for your body. Let’s just put it this way: If you eat Play-Doh you WILL die.
           
How about this? If you stop eating Play-Doh, I will make an edible Play-Doh that you can play with. So please little ones listen to your parents and, before you know it, there will be a new edible Play-Doh.
                                                       Wanting you to stop eating Play-Doh,
                                                                          Play-Doh Maker

Dear Harry Potter...

Dear Harry Potter,
I am a really big fan of you. You are a very talented wizard and an awesome seeker. You are probably the most talented wizard in not only Hogwarts, but the whole wizarding world. I would love it if you could tech me some magic.
           
You should really teach me magic because I know I would be good at it. I already know a few spells, but when I do them they don’t work. I would be a good student because I am a good listener and a fast learner. I also know a lot about the wizarding world and Hogwarts. By teaching me, not only would you be doing something academically but also making a new friend.
           
I really think you should teach me magic. It would be helpful for both of us because you would be practicing magic and I would be learning it. Please, please, please teach me magic! If you did, I would be eternally grateful.
                                                                        Eager to learn magic,
                                                                                      Selene

Dear All Fans...

Dear All Fans,
I am going to give all of my fans free tickets to my next concert in Hawaii! I love all of you and this is my way to thank all of you for being so amazing!

My next concert will be on July 30th! This concert will be the best concert I have ever done, and it’s free for my fans only! The first 16 responses will also get free backstage passes and front row seats, so respond ASAP!

You are the best fans ever and so I want to thank you by giving away free T-shirts at my concert. I am also making all souvenirs 60% off for this concert only! So this is something you don’t want to miss!

Remember the concert is July 30th. I know this is not a lot of time for planning, but if you are my fan you will hop on a plane and come to Hawaii! Don’t worry, this is not a scam!

                                                                                                                Love, 
                                                                                                               Rihanna
(P.S. Air fare and Hotel room not included in this offer!)

Dear Mr. Hershey...

Dear Mr. Hershey,
I have loved chocolate since I was a little kid, especially Hershey’s chocolate. I think chocolate is the best type of candy! Hershey’s has always been my favorite company! I eat Hershey’s chocolate all the time. My friends do too! It is our favorite thing to eat! My friends and I even love Hershey commercials, so one day we got together and decided to make one! We hope you use it on TV!

One day during HAP, we had to make a jingle, so we decided to make one about chocolate! Later that day the students and teachers wanted to do a jingle competition. Our jingle won! Then the teacher told us that we should put it on YouTube, so we decided that we would do that.

These are just some of many reasons why you should pick our commercial. Chocolate needs a really good commercial, and I think ours is the right one! Please pick ours.
                                                                                            Sincerely,
                                                                                            Rachel

Dear All Children Under the Age of 5...

Dear All Children Under the Age of 5,

I am going to give you a few reasons why you should not eat Play – Doh.  If you don’t listen to me there might be a serious chance that you will die.  That would be good and your parents would sue me.  That would not be good either.  I am telling you don’t eat Play – Doh.

1.Play – Doh  is poisonous .  You WILL die.  2.   It tastes horrid.  3.   If it hardens and you try to eat it, you will be guaranteed to break your teeth.   4.   If you eat the Play – Doh you will have none left to play with and you will die, and 5.   Don’t ever eat Play – Doh!

You can definitely buy Play – Doh but NEVER eat it.  Im telling you now you will die.  Plus its unhealthy and you will probably throw up.  But remember always buy Play – Doh.  Play not eat.
                                                                                                     Sincerely,
                                                                                  The Play – Doh maker

Dear Katy Perry...

Dear Katy Perry,
               
This weekend I went to the Smurfs premiere in New York and I got an autograph from you.  I sat in the front row of your concert at the prudential center.  I am your biggest fan!  I think because I sat at the front row of your concert and I met you at the Smurfs premiere that we should be best friends.
               
Your concert was amazing!  I loved all of your outfits and makeup.  My favorite song of yours is Last Friday Night.   I also had V.I.P. for your concert.   I had participated in the California Candy party before your concert.
               
When I went to New York to the Smurfs premiere I met you there. People were overflowing your personal space.  I got a picture with you and of you and I also got your autograph on a piece of paper.
               
For all of these reasons I think you and I should be best friends.  One day we will be best friends Katy.  Please write me back.

                                                                                                   Your Best Friend,
                                                                                                           Olivia

Dear Me (age 7)...

Dear Me (age 7),
Hi Meghan! It’s Meghan, age 13.  I’m writing to tell me some wisdom of 6 years. Please follow this for my own good. Thank You.
               
First, watch what we eat. For example, when we are eating goldfish and playing High ‘O’ Cherrio, make sure we pick up a goldfish cracker, not a toy cherry. They taste like plastic, not cherries.
               
Second, now that you have own new baby sister, Jennifer, be careful when around her. She bites, kicks, etc!  Be careful when you hug her! She bites you on the neck once and it hurt!
               
Third. Just use your 7 year old head! Sometimes I don’t, as you can see from exprences. PLEASE FOLLOW THIS! YOUR WELCOME!
                                                                                                        Best wishes,
                                                                                                        Meghan! =)