Dear All Children Under the Age of 5,
I am going to give you a few reasons why you should not eat Play – Doh. If you don’t listen to me there might be a serious chance that you will die. That would be good and your parents would sue me. That would not be good either. I am telling you don’t eat Play – Doh.
1.Play – Doh is poisonous . You WILL die. 2. It tastes horrid. 3. If it hardens and you try to eat it, you will be guaranteed to break your teeth. 4. If you eat the Play – Doh you will have none left to play with and you will die, and 5. Don’t ever eat Play – Doh!
You can definitely buy Play – Doh but NEVER eat it. Im telling you now you will die. Plus its unhealthy and you will probably throw up. But remember always buy Play – Doh. Play not eat.
Sincerely,
The Play – Doh maker
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